Spring Break Means Epic Adventures

This past week I have been on spring break. Now, I am no normal college student. I did not spend the week constantly intoxicated and otherwise polluting Panama City Beach, Florida. I did, however, spend a lot of time sitting on my butt and roaming the countryside of the rural midwest. My friend Te-Kwil-a and I decided it would be a good idea to find the elusive Dogtown. Dogtown is a haunted barn in the middle of the woods. Believe me when I say it is haunted. At night, nothing is creepier than a rundown barn in the woods. However, it is not so easy to find. You have to drive through the woods on a dirt road to get there, and often times fight off packs of wolves and raccoons and various other forrest animals. Those things are vicious.

So our adventure goes like this.

We go to Just Hamburgers, which is the best burger places that will ever exist. Nothing beats fresh meat on a greasy grill.

Anyway, we devour our epic burgers, and then proceed to venture down unknown country roads. I think we ended up blowing a couple of stop signs, but that is because we were too busy freaking out over people with cemeteries in their yards. See? Creepy.

So we end up driving in circles. By now, we think we have discovered the general location, but this is where the elusive part comes in. We can not find the haunted barn. I mean, this is a big honkin' red barn. How could we possibly miss a big, creepy, red barn? In the daylight! It can't be that hard to miss right? Defeated, we return home to Google Earth the sucker.

It turns out you can't find it there either. Conspiracy?